Foods Incorporated
Research & Development · Sub-basement
Flavor Anticipation Unit · Model 7 · Ser. 0417
A recipe book from a snack company that doesn’t exist any more,
and is still answering.Jünk Foods withdrew its last article in 1984. Nobody told the machine in
the sub-basement. Name a snack — real, half-remembered, or one that has
never been made — and it rules on whether it exists, whether it is any
good, and how to make it. It answers the last one regardless of the
second.
The UnitWithdrawn from service 1984 · still answering
Foods Incorporated
Flavor Anticipation Unit Model 7 · Ser. 0417
Select from the glass, or describe an article below
Articles previously submittedSelected from the day book
The rulingForm 7-B · one sheet · four copies · no appeal
The tray is empty
Name a thing you have imagined eating.
The Unit will tell you whether it exists, whether it is any good,
and how to make it regardless of the answer to either.
The Test Kitchen IndexYour drawer · kept in this browser · nobody signs in
The Test Kitchen Index — your drawer
Every form you keep is filed here as a development file. The drawer is yours and stays in this
browser; nobody signs in for anything. Twelve files is a manual — the Unit will bind them.
JÜNK FOODS INCORPORATED · FORM 7-B · REV. 1982.
Unit 7 was withdrawn from service in 1984 and has not been recertified. Rulings are issued on the
compound basis held in the Unit's own index and are not reviewed by a person. No article ruled on by
this Unit is authorised for storage, preservation or sale. Everything it proposes is to be eaten the
day it is made.